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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Dirty Facebook Status 
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<p>Posting dirty facebook status on your friend&#8216;s wall is a good idea to enjoy the day with funny 
commenting on it. Dirty quotes are easily available here.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I think the woman who invented the phrase &#8213;All Men Are The Same&#8214; was a chinese woman who 
lost her husband in the crowd :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Woman without curves is like a road without bends&#8230;. You may get to your destination quicker, 
but the ride is boring as hell.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Your lips are like wine &amp; I wanna get drunk.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Girls Don&#8216;t dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they&#8216;d just walk 
around naked all the time.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That&#8216;s&#8230; that&#8216;s just my 
salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like 
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<p>Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Hey girl, I&#8216;d like to be a part of your next abortion.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Women and rocks are very much alike &#8230; We skip the flat ones.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My mother never understood the irony in calling me a &#8213;son-of-a-bitch.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don&#8216;t believe the kids should be given 
homework.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>What&#8216;s the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m listening to the voices in my head and I&#8216;ve come to realize that they are having more fun 
than me. I&#8216;m gonna go join them for a few drinks.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it&#8216;s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it&#8216;s wet and rub up and 
down. Yep that&#8216;s how you wash a cup.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends&#8230;
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Needs to wash his mind out with soap..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I&#8216;ve got a good imagination lol..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Don&#8216;t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which 
ones are fake and who are real.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>He slides into second with a stand up double.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Age, like distance lends a double charm.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I just love getting dirty.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Don&#8216;t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My idea of &#8213;friends with benefits&#8214; is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were 
you people thinking.. I have morals.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m spread before I&#8216;m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. 
What am I? &#8213;Peanut Butter&#8214;.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It&#8216;s bubble gum. Jeez, what 
were you thinking?!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I guess if you spoke your mind, you&#8216;d be speechless, huh?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Hands are so overrated..I think I&#8216;ll use my mouth..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People say I have a dirty mind&#8230; But I say its just creative!  
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Diwali Facebook Status 
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<p>For wishing friends send diwali text messages. Here we keep adding love diwali facebook status 
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<p>quotes. Marathi diwali sms are also available here. Deepawali poems are especially for kids. 
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<p>Text the Sms happy diwali and diwali msgs to your kith and kin.
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